june 22, 2006
i was going to work out… but i went to canada instead. there my friends got real drunk and wandered around vancouver like idiots. some memorable lines included:
"double multi orfice death rail!!!" when two hot girls walk by.
"hey, you guys know where i can find some crack?"
"tyrone doesnt want crack, he wants meth!"
"whats the worst tasting drink you have?"
"the rocky mountain bear fucker." i guess its 151 mixed with tequila and jack daniels.
at the car show surround by models…
"thats my future girlfriend."
"of everyone here you choose her?"
"well to be a girlfriend they have to want to go out with you."
our indian cab driver… (picture the accent)
"please stay down, i dont want any trouble from the police."
"dont worry, i kill cops for a living."
yeah…

