Elitetrack: Sport Training & Conditioning

I came across an ad for a supplement that claims to boost vertical jump performance. Skeptically intrigued, I checked it out. Boy am I glad I did. On there website they say that this supplement is “vertical leap in a tablet.“ Yeah. Right. While this stuff is no match for Jack Nirenstein’s Running Mechanics instruction, this is certainly making a strong push for 2nd place in the Product of the Y
 
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hahah that would make this product the single greatest supplement ever created.  People increasing vertical by 10 inches, 40 yr dash times, and pitching speed by 8 mph without having to work out.  It said a olympians are on it, i wish they named which ones.  I should pick up some of it though and in eight weeks ill be high jumping 7’ 10” without any formal training!

Here is my recommended vertical jump supplement

Mike Young - 18 September 2008 11:40 PM

I came across an ad for a supplement that claims to boost vertical jump performance. Skeptically intrigued, I checked it out. Boy am I glad I did. On there website they say that this supplement is “vertical leap in a tablet.“ Yeah. Right. While this stuff is no match for Jack Nirenstein’s Running Mechanics instruction, this is certainly making a strong push for 2nd place in the Product of the Y
 
     
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Are you sure this is no match for Jack?  I’ve heard rumors that Bolt was directly consulted by Nirenstein.  It seems Nirenstein was consulted by the Jamaicans to help curb US dominance after last years World Championships.  Word is these guys are going to dominate the sports enhancement market and the Jamaicans are thinking of dropping Nirenstein for these guys.

A word of caution

“Also, you should consume less Adenotrex while you are injured, as when you recover, your nerves and muscles will be outputting far too much fast-twitch jumping force and you may be too unco-ordinated to safely land from the new heights.“

The only thing more ridiculous than this product is the guy they got to do the youtube video. “gota get hops, you gota do it somehow” Haha.

The website is awesome . . . I bet some college kids are putting sugar pills in a bottle and laughing all the way to the bank.

Here is another good quote from the website:

“And thanks to this new discovery, now you too can imagine yourself in just a few short weeks with a dramatically increased vertical… the kind that gets you:

- mad respect…

- allows you to repetitively deliver facials,

- sky well above the rim (yes, near the top of the painted square)…

- delight the crowd,

- join the 20ppg club…

- and even… catch the eye of every pretty girl out there”

WOOOOW. I just skimmed the site to put my blog together. I can’t believe I missed those gems. It sure is a good thing they give those warnings. We wouldn’t want an athlete “outputting far too much fast-twitch jumping force.“