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Posted: 10 September 2006 03:27 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Posted: 10 September 2006 04:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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"I swear, I have never taken performance enhancing substances."  -Marion Jones

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Mike Young
Posted: 10 September 2006 05:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Posted: 10 September 2006 06:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Marion: "CJ, I'm sorry about the divorce."
CJ: "It's alright, Marion… I've needed to tell you something for a long time."
Marion: "What's that?"
CJ:"Well…. Meet my boyfriend, Victor. We're getting married."
Marion: "Who's that other hulking stud?"
CJ:"Ummm… You can't tell this is a life-size cardboard cutout? Victor asked for it to make him look more manly."
Victor: "Well, CJ (lisp)... it DOES bring out the definition in my pecs, doesn't it?"
CJ: "Of course, honeybun."

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Posted: 13 September 2006 06:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Marion:"All this testosterone does more than just increase my on the track performance. These three guys can attest to that…."

CJ:"What the….?"

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the new spokes team for the Drug-Free Sport Campaign gathers around for a photo.

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The dyslexic “Amazing” team, just before shooting its “Just Say No” PSA for USADA…
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They’re definitely hacking…

IAAF, voteban them please.

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50m - 6.34 (July 2008)
100m - 11.50 FAT (March 2008)
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Biggest No-No for 2008 Season:
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Mike Young - 10 September 2006 05:48 PM

2002 Doping Hall of Fame Inductees


winner.

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