Dear Mr Ross,
After viewing the ND vs. Army game perhaps your athteles might benefit from some consultation time with Mr Wizzard.
He is in fact, near by. With all due respect to your coaching resume and even more respect for taking on your current job with its many challanges. And of course the greatest respect for the fine gentlemen who toil under the added pressures of their 4 year and future responsibilities, some new found altheticism would go along way on the gridiron.
Best of luck in the future,
Coach FK As