Ha, but not true
Breakfast with 250 guys is more likely if the male/female ratio is the same as past L2's
Sunbathing, I doubt but the studying is likely as she claims to have made the 96+ list on all her tests except Mikey's
Dinner is out cause she says the food sucks. But if you guys are after her, try the bakery and suck up by buying her the 2 for 50 cents cookies she keeps talking about.
Sprint Coach? first off, she can kick Kebba's ___ (the sprint coach?) Plus isnt his wife happily married???
And being smarter than the average bear, I sent her with an escort.
Of course he's single so if someone hooks him up he'll leave his post in a second.
You can confirm with her but all you guys stand about 5' 6" last I knew. The Beautiful Mrs K towers over all of you and only considers MEN over 6' tall…
You should be thanking me for sending her in my place!!!