[i]Who is this great Wazoo you keep referring to? Is he the same mystery man the Mr. Wizard you have also mentioned? He seems like a kook. Oddly, his birthday appears to be the day before mine.[/i]
The Grand Wazoo – a 1972 jazz fusion album by Frank Zappa
The Great Gazoo – an alien exiled to Earth who helps Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, often against their will.
The Grand Wizard of Wrestling, Ernie Roth (born June 7, 1929 in Canton, Ohio- October 12, 1983), also well known as Abdullah Farouk, was a professional wrestling manager of many infamous heels. Not a wrestler himself due to his small stature, he was noted for his flamboyant outfit of sequined jackets, wraparound sunglasses, and a brightly-colored turban decorated with jewels and feathers.
So after reading all the above, it should be clear to anyone that you are in fact the amalgam of all the above…
PS: Happy Birthday.
PSS: Did your Trials sweetheart send along birthday greetings to her “little Man”?