What will Marion’s excuse be?

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          Mike Young on August 21, 2006 at 5:11 am #12124

          Assuming the 'B' sample comes back positive what will Marion's excuse be for the positive test? Let's get creative here! For some ideas check out this list: https://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/060801

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          utfootball4 on August 21, 2006 at 6:00 am #56062

          im doing some research on my pet rats.

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          mortac8 on August 21, 2006 at 6:10 am #56063

          Baby Monty put EPO in mommy's play syringes when she wasn't looking.

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          mortac8 on August 21, 2006 at 6:11 am #56064

          A serious guess here.  I say she blames it on vitamin b-12 shots.

          Either that or she'll throw Trevor under the bus….somehow.

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          mortac8 on August 21, 2006 at 6:23 am #56065

          Assuming the 'B' sample comes back positive what will Marion's excuse be for the positive test? Let's get creative here! For some ideas check out this list: https://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/060801

          That link is good stuff!  😆

          Except this one.  Pretty sure I believe him here.  Finasteride, a performance enhancing stimulant?  now THAT'S funny.
          (11) American skeleton rider Zach Lund blamed a positive test for the banned stimulant finasteride on his use of:
          *** A. A baldness cure.
          B. A penis pump.
          C. Lift shoes.
          D. A Hummer H2.

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          utfootball4 on August 21, 2006 at 6:32 am #56066

          Baby Monty put EPO in mommy's play syringes when she wasn't looking.

          lol i like that one.

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          davan on August 21, 2006 at 11:24 am #56067

          She has cancer.

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          ELITETRACKdotCOM on August 21, 2006 at 11:37 am #56068

          She got intimate with Lance Armstrong and he gave her an EPO injection of sorts….what am I thinking…he never tested positive for EPO.

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          davan on August 21, 2006 at 2:45 pm #56069

          I know that was a joke, but isn't it public info that he DID take EPO while undergoing cancer treatment as that is the primary use of EPO and why you even see it advertised.

        • Keymaster
          Mike Young on August 28, 2006 at 6:35 am #56070

          Is EPO advertised? I've actually never seen it.

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